His Phoenix

Ashes? We don’t need no stinkin’ ashes!

Tis the season… and all…

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I was taken in today…

by a pair of eyes. Not just any eyes, but the most beautiful smiling eyes I have seen in a long time. It wasn’t until I had walked past him that I realized that the pair of eyes were attached to a gorgeous male presense… and that he had been looking straight at me when [...]

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From my inbox…

again. My aunt found another hilarious one!!
Why your printer doesn’t work.

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From my inbox…

My aunt sent me this and I giggled loud enough for my boss to hear me on the other side of our office building…
DEER ROPING
I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and [...]

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This guy is a genius!

For the first time that I can remember ever since I have outgrown the teenage years and crushes on film idols (OMG! Look it’s David Cassidy on that magazine cover! *jumps and squeals until all the adults nearby cover their ears and give looks that could kill my way*)… I have a crush. I think [...]

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From my mailbox…

comes a hilarious joke from my mother. Thanks, Mom!
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 [...]

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Another Icon Gone

**I would have written this sooner, but I wanted to give this justice and this was one of those that held my emotions too tight to write it properly. The third death in my lifetime that was not related that made me cry. The other two were John Wayne and Elvis Presley… yea, I know, [...]

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Public Service Announcement…

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia [...]

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Simons Cat – Drink a green beer for me!

Simon Tofield is a genius! He also knows very well how a cats mind can work.

Erin Go Bragh! Happy St. Patricks Day!

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I wonder…

* Why do good for you foods give you gas from hell? I could power my own car from here to sunny CA! TMI? Heh…
* How long a person could survive without portions of their skin that they shredded because they couldn’t stop skritching? (Just kidding here… I am managing so far NOT to shred [...]

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