I was involved in a car wreck yesterday in our other Jeep. I am fine… and the Jeep has some fine new wrinkles in the drivers front end. This happened after spending 6 hours trying to get my son seen for poison ivy that he has all over his face and eyes.
Can someone just shoot me now?

Durn, you sure didn’t have the “luck of the Irish” yesterday, being that you are part Irish. Tell son to stay out of the woods…..