That this 
and this 
kills bugs faster than you can say “Gotcha!”? Including those big, ugly, nasty, gross, gigantic beetles that some call palm beetles… but in reality are just post-nuclear era roaches!
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And that this can get rid of OLD grease stains on your clothes? Stop throwing out those clothes that have butter stains from those delishious crab legs… and pre-treat!
Now you know.
Kinda makes ya wonder what that Febreeze does to our lungs when we go spritzing everything in sight though, don’t it?
Personally, I likes me a good can of WD-40 and a BIC lighter – that takes care of a lot o’ insects; course, you kin burn down yer trailer doin’ it that way
Wow, a new killer for those famous bugs here in FL.!! Will have to try it!
But can you get a buzz if you drink it?
Wow, did not know that one. Hmmm. I’ll keep that one on file for sure.
Now about the haircut. You mean that rather than lose it, you cut it short? That’s too funny, because that’s what I finally did too. Not the pixie cut, but short short. Shannon did not like it short, so I let it grow out a bit. But one day, walking across a parking lot towards her, the wind was blowing it around and she realized it just looked like a bad comb over. So bye bye hair. Razored it as soon as I got home and voila, no more long hair.
Hugs
i never did go for crab legs, or for hairy legs, and then don’t you know I would marry an ex-hippie who hated shaving ( and affection)
i guess there is no spray bottle for that?