His Phoenix

Ashes? We don’t need no stinkin’ ashes!

Biding my time

Hi there once again from Hell central. I know it is not really as bad as it could be or as Carlo would say “It could always be worse”, but some days it seems it is. This past week has been one of those bad ones.
Anyone interested in a 14 year old? He’s free… [...]

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Time to give thanks

All kinds of good news… and things to be thankful for.
First: My internet is back up. Yay!!
Second: Raven has been given the all clear and is officially in remission. Thanks to all of you that had her in your prayers and specially to those that helped get her on their prayer lists. It helped more [...]

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Another Sharing Moment…

I just wanted to share the beauty I get to look at ever since it bloomed… this orchid has bloomed for the second year straight, and that in itself is a rarity. Jealous yet?

Taken with a Motorola Rizr 2.0 megapixel cell camera.

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This woman complained?! (I woulda been in heaven!)

Diary of a Mad Housewife:
Day 1.
Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.
Day 2.
Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He’s impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the [...]

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Wal*Mart Humor…

A very loud, obnoxious, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The mean obnoxious woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no [...]

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