Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories His professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic……..$26.99
Clinton ……..$26.99
Titanic……..Over 3 hours to read
Clinton ……..Over 3 hours to read
Titanic……….The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton……..The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic………Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton………Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic……….In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton……..Ditto for Bill.
Titanic……….During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton ………Ditto for Monica.
Titanic……….Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton ……….Let’s not go there.
Titanic………..Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton………Monica’s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic………..Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton……….Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.
Titanic………Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton……….Monica…ooh, lets not go there, either.
Titanic………..Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton………Bill goes home to Hilary – basically the same thing.
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That was great! Thanks for the laughs.
I’m so happy about Raven! That is awesome!!! Still sending prayers and I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas!
Good news about Raven…and I’d seen that Titanic/Clinton thing before
If the shoe fits… 
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
The last one is too funny!!
The shoe doesn’t fit, Skunk. As a “Monica” I should know, right? LOL. Geez, the kidding I got during the Lewinsky years.
PS A wish was written to Santa just for you on my blog.