How I Spent My Fourth of July by Phoenix

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Friday:

  • Worked and enjoyed airconditioning.
  • Did not want to go home.
  • Picked up WH @ 5pm and sweated in Jeep because “running air takes too much gas”.
  • Got home and melted in almost 100 degree house.
  • Showered with cold water.
  • Played poker and stayed up late waiting for house to cool. No such luck.
  • Went to bed, alone, and melted during night hours.

Saturday:

  • Woke up in puddle of previously personal body fluids.
  • Took cold shower.
  • Picked up after boys.
  • Laundry
  • Melted in 97+ house.
  • Took cold shower.
  • Played poker a little.
  • Went to see the movie “Cars”.
  • Enjoyed airconditioning.
  • Did not want to leave.
  • Ate really late meal at Waffle House, cuz oven would have made house hotter.
  • Watched WH squirm when cop pulled us over at 1am for tail light out.
  • Waited another 30 mins while boys fixed light.
  • Home and 2 or 3 hours of poker waiting for house to cool off.
  • Went to bed, alone, and melted during night hours.

Sunday:

  • Woke up in puddle of previously personal body fluids.
  • Took cold shower.
  • Picked up after boys.
  • Laundry
  • Played poker.
  • Blogged.
  • Prayed for rain.
  • Got none.
  • Melted in 90+ degree house.
  • Took cold shower.
  • Played 2 or 3 hours of poker waiting for house to cool off.
  • Finally got rain.
  • Yay.
  • Went to bed, alone, and melted during night hours.

Monday:

  • Woke up in puddle of previously personal body fluids.
  • Berated self for staying up late waiting for house to cool.
  • Took cold shower.
  • Went to work.
  • Worked 4 hours without break.
  • Caught up invoices.
  • Yawned… lots.
  • Went home and lost more personal body fluids in hot Jeep.
  • Took cold shower.
  • Read a few blogs.
  • Wanted nap but got dragged off to step daughters for dinner.
  • Boys and all went swimming in pool in her complex.
  • Could not go (no swim wear).
  • Wanted to cry but fell asleep.
  • Slept hard.
  • Ate.
  • Yawned.
  • Came home to hot house and melted.
  • Listened to thunder and prayed for rain.
  • Got none.
  • Went to bed and melted off more poundage.

Tuesday:

  • Woke up in puddle of previously personal body fluids.
  • Took cold shower.
  • Laundry.
  • Poker.
  • Blogged.
  • Got dragged off to step-daughters house for fireworks display near her house.
  • Ate.
  • Got sleepy.
  • Stayed awake (barely).
  • Watched fireworks from step-daughters parking lot.
  • Melted in humid air.
  • Oooo’ed and Awww’ed
  • Got ate up by mosquito’s.
  • Left right after display was over.
  • Mistake.
  • HUGE mistake.
  • Took over an hour to drive home.
  • We live 15-20 mins away.
  • Watched bunches of idiots speed and get pulled over.
  • Prayed for rain.
  • Got some!
  • Came home to hot house.
  • Took cold shower.
  • Passed out.

How was your weekend? lol

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